her vagine was all disorganized.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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