i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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