accomplished twins. life is a go
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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