I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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