I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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