Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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