I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
