u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
