"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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