Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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