i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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