Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he thought i was a dude.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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