So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
