I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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