Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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