Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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