I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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