You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
