His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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