Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
