I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
there is puke in my bra ... again
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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