Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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