If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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