Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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