Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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