...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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