They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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