we're blogging at a bar
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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