The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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