No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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