A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
this is an emotional support booty call
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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