so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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