chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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