Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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