quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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