Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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