idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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