I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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