yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
