do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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