I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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