yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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