Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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