Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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