The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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