You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
