i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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