the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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