this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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