Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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